Thursday, March 24, 2016

And Then There Were None

Ballymaloe Week 12


Today, Thursday March 24th, was my last afternoon in the Ballymaloe kitchens. I'd like to say it was my best day in them as well, but the air was much too serious for me to have really enjoyed myself. I believe that happy people make happy food, and by the end of it, my menu today felt a little strained and thin. Or maybe that's just me projecting how I felt when I gave my 15 minute warning to the tasters and dressed my last plates.

That's not to say anything terrible happened. I ran about an hour late, which on all accounts is on time for us students. My pasta was overcooked. I was a pretty mean portioning the walnuts in my salad. But if those are the worst things on the day, it could certainly have gone worse. Written exams are tomorrow morning on topics ranging from business and fire safety to menu planning to cuts of meat. Honestly, I'd be more than happy to do another practical exam in lieu of the writtens, but c'est la vie.

After twelve weeks at Ballymaloe: Apple, celery and walnut salad, rabbit with mustard and sage leaves and pappardelle verde, carrot cake, and white bread.









Friday, March 11, 2016

What Was And What Will Be

Ballymaloe Weeks 9 - 10


This will probably be my last post before the end of my time at Ballymaloe. Exams are looming and there's lots to do to distract myself from actually studying HACCP and wine notes and the like. My time cooking the past few weeks hasn't been particularly noteworthy. Still making bread every day. I've added macaroons to my daily list, too. I have fun making them and they're notoriously finicky; I've made them seven times in the past two weeks I think, and only been happy with the results once. I suspect It'll take a lot longer than three weeks to really nail them down, but every little bit helps. Maybe I've just grown more comfortable in the kitchens here for the past few weeks, or maybe as the course draws to a close I've just stopped caring about doing something I'm not supposed to, but I wish I had realized earlier in the course that I can basically cook whatever I want as long as I get my assigned work done. The most fun I've had has been the random little macaroons, breads, tray bakes and the like that I do without assignment. If I had started doing those little extras earlier in the course, I can't imagine how much more I would have been able to do in my short time here. C'est la vie.

Speaking of exams, our menus were due for our final practical this week. I wrote about what I had in mind for my menu not long ago. Then I changed my mind. Many times. I'll probably change it again tomorrow, but at this point the commitment has been made. I'm calling my menu "you are what you eat eats", a meal of rabbit and the things rabbits eat:
Apple, celery, and walnut salad // Rabbit with mustard and sage leaves and pappardelle verde // Carrot cake.



The kitchen may have been unremarkable the past few weeks, but life at home has been anything but. Last weekend some of my housemates planned a weekend trip to Kinsale; a small tourist town on the coast about an hour southwest of Ballymaloe. For lack of anything better to do, I invited myself along with them, and we were joined by a fourth from the house. Kate and Fi, who originally planned the trip, had made reservations at a little bed and breakfast in town that was booked full for the weekend. Tess and I, having joined the party late, booked rooms at another b'n'b that I thought looked like it would be close to where the others were staying. Hilariously, the two ended up being directly next door to one another. After checking in to our respective rooms, Tess and I dropped by next door where the owner treated us to tea and cake, then Kate and Fi came over and were shown around where we were staying. The rooms were great, the hospitality was pretty mind blowing, and the price was probably three or four times less than you'd pay for similar rooms in a big hotel. My first impression of Kinsale was, to say the least, positive.


With rooms sorted, we took a walk around town. I think we all had our Ballymaloe goggles on; everything that wasn't farmland and greenhouses was terribly charming, but I really enjoyed Kinsale. We did some shopping and I bought a lot less than I wanted and a lot more than I needed, then we had some drinks and went out to dinner. 


Dinner was at the Black Pig, a wine bar that did charcuterie, cheese plates, antipastos and the like for its food menu. The wine, I'm told, was very good, and I was really impressed by the menu. It's a pretty brilliant set up that they've managed to get away with. Only one dish on the menu is hot, everything else is pretty much just slicing up meat, unwrapping cheeses, and un-jarring olives to order. What makes it all work is the quality of the ingredients. The hot dish (which we all ended up having), was a chorizo and pea risotto. If you're only going to cook one thing at a restaurant, it had better be good. This risotto was good. Carnaroli rice, local chorizo from a very good farm, and a stock made from the trimmings and bones of Jamon Iberico. Still thinking about that one. We closed down the Black Pig, and at around 12:30 (well after all the other tables had been cleared and cleaned), they started playing "homeward bound" on the sound system and we took the hint. 
Jamon Iberico, not the worst
Trouble Makers
Shortly after getting home that Sunday afternoon, what had already been a very nice weekend got even better. After an inquiring email a few weeks ago to the London based chef, author, and restaurateur Ottonelghi, I was offered a short internship at Nopi in London. I'll be there for the first two weeks of April, a week after the course here is over. I'm a bit of an Ottolenghi fanboy, so to get my first real restaurant work experience in one of his restaurants, even just for a few weeks, is exciting to say the least. Fi and Kate from the house will be working at Ottolenghi restaurants in London after the course, too, and another girl from Ballymaloe will be at Nopi right after me. It seems like we're basically just relocating Mrs. Walsh's cottage from Shanagarry to London. I can't wait, but first I've got to go cook a rabbit

Sunday, February 28, 2016

Looking Forward

Ballymaloe Week 8



    

These photos were taken two days and about one mile apart. It is beautiful here in (this part of) Ireland, but I do wish it would make up it's mind a bit.

As week eight draws to a close, final exams are slowly but surely becoming a topic of conversation. We have a bunch of written exams on things like herb and leaf recognition, HACCP, and wine. The real fun, though, is our practical exam. We'll each have three hours to make a three course balanced meal based on recipes we've made over the course. The menu is up to us, but it has to have some kind of theme, using ingredients we'll be able to get in season (so, early spring in this case). Our menus need to be submitted by the end of week ten to give the school time to gather all our ingredients, and presumably for us to get some practice in. That still leaves two weeks of recipes to come, but with 80% of our cooking done and dusted, it's probably time to start planning. I have two themes and three potential menus that I've been thinking about. The first theme is Green, White, and Orange. This is a play on the Irish flag, with starter main and dessert spanning it's colors:
  • Asparagus tart // chicken with tarragon, roasted parsnips // carrot cake. 
I like the range of techniques this menu covers - I'd get to make shortcrust pastry for the tart, do some chicken butchery, poaching, and sauce making for the main, and get all artsy with my cake decoration. I like all the dishes on this menu, too, but I think it would make for a very heavy early spring time meal.

The second theme, and the one I'm more into at the moment, is flavors from the Silk Road. This is really the food I'm most passionate about, but I think it might be slightly less technical to put together. I have two potential menus for this theme, depending on if I want to focus more on fish prep and cookery, or vegetables and meat:
  • Crab cakes with saffron mayonnaise // fish curry, rice, Moroccan carrot salad // cinnamon meringues with poached plums.
  • Crudites with pita bread, hummus, beetroot puree, and pesto // spiced chicken with almonds, rice pilaf, Moroccan carrot salad // cinnamon meringues with poached plums.
I think right now I'm leaning toward the latter option. I love making pita bread, and I also love the idea of serving a starter of raw vegetables - they go through all the trouble of growing such great produce on the farms here, why fuss with it any more than you have to? I'm also really, really bad with fish, so cutting up a chicken for the main would save me lots of time and stress on the day of.


The Mrs. Walsh's Cottage crew, and friends.
I think I've mentioned Ballymaloe House in the past; it's the hotel and (formerly Michelin starred) restaurant that Myrtle Allen started in the 1960's which led to the founding of the cookery school. One of the possible extra-curricular things we can do as students is to go to the kitchen of Ballymaloe House to watch a service and maybe help out with some prep or whatever needs to be done (without getting too much in the way). I went last Wednesday night, and in between peeling a bag of potatoes and straining some beef stock for consomme, I was basically just a fly on the wall watching the chefs handle orders and do their work. I wish I had gotten to do more actual work when I was there, but it was fun just to go watch service, and a little re-affirming that I didn't feel at all out of my depth trying to keep up. Anyway, this weekend Kate from our cottage made reservations for all of us to have dinner at the restaraunt. Ballymaloe House cuisine is described as "modern Irish", but this is not a place to come looking for Parmesan foams or beetroot jellies. To call anything they do modern any more is a bit of a stretch. Black-and-white uniformed waitresses served us our five course meal from a menu that, on it's cover, informed us that cell phones were not allowed at any table in the restaurant. I had a (familiar sounding) beef consomme starter, followed by an apple, goat's cheese, and hazelnut salad. For a main I had local cod with Jerusalem artichoke puree, chard, and shrimps. The fourth course is an (oh so modern) cheese trolley featuring local cow and goat's milk cheeses, followed by a dessert trolley which, that night, featured carrageen moss pudding, chocolate hazelnut tart, butterscotch and banana meringue roulade, lemon posset, saffron poached pears, and coffee ice cream with Irish coffee sauce. Petit fours of fudge, dates, and honeycomb were served with tea and coffee to round out the meal.

I guess I'd be a little put off if I came to the Ballymaloe Cookery School and didn't get any recipes from the Ballymaloe restaurant, but to be honest initially I was kind of underwhelmed by the menu just from how much of it we've made these past 8 weeks. Some of our selections were straight-from-week-seven sirloin steak with bearnaise sauce, tofu coconut curry that ended up being a much blander version of something we had this Wednesday in an all-vegetarian demo, tangerine sorbet starter we made week five or six, and salads which could have been from one of our lunches and day of the week. I particularly remember the dessert trolley and petit fours because the carrageen pudding, chocolate tart, poached pears, fudge, and candied peel stuffed dates have all previously come out of our student kitchens. On reflection, though, I'm really encouraged by how much I recognized and even have made from our dinner. There we were, in one of Ireland's most prominent and respected restaurants, and at any given time any one of us could have or already has made (in some cases superior, in my opinion) versions of half of what was on the table.

Really, at the end of the night, it's great company that makes a great meal. And after eight weeks under the same roof, I think it's pretty cool that we can all go out together and enjoy ourselves.

Tuesday, February 23, 2016

Highs, Lows

Ballymaloe Weeks 7-8


Week 7 was a heavy week. Irish stew, Italian beef stew, steak and oyster pie (worth neither the ingredient costs nor the labor costs - I don't know why this is a thing). The sun has started coming out here in the afternoons and it's much too nice to be eating stews and meat pies all week long.

As the course goes on, I've been struggling with consistency. There are days where an hour in I feel like throwing all my mise into the hen bucket and crawling back into bed, but then there are days where everything just kind of works and I don't ever want to leave the kitchen. Last Friday featured over-cooked and badly prepped monk fish in red pepper vinaigrette, served with under-cooked soggy pommes allumettes (aka french fries), under-baked granary brown bread, burned palmiers, not-worth-the-trouble caramel glazed fruits, and a split and slightly scrambled creme angliase (I actually had a lot of fun on Friday, but every single thing I did was hilariously wrong). Monday was pretty shit too. Bread unevenly plaited, steak under seasoned, bakewell tart pastry too wet, and messy plating of a smoked fish starter (the whole point of which was to be nicely plated).

But then today after plating and tasting, my instructor said to me, "you really like to cook, don't you?" And I really do. The good days reaffirm that there's nothing I'd rather be doing right now, I just need to work on making more of the days good ones. This morning was roast rack of lamb which I had a lot of fun trimming and frenching, red currant sauce, and buttered cabbage. Bread was ciabatta - it's the first time I've made the Ballymaloe ciabatta recipe. Their method is really strange, but the results are tasty enough that I'll definitely play around with the recipe some more. The most fun I had today, though, was making millionaire's shortbread, which was an extra thing I've wanted to make ever since it was demoed to us four or five weeks ago. Millionaire's shortbread are little squares with a shortbread biscuit base topped with a layer of sticky caramel, with melted dark chocolate spread over the top. They're incredibly rich, decedent, and delicious. Since these were just an extra thing that I had the time and inclination to make, I was allowed to do basically whatever I wanted. Since I can't leave well enough alone, I had a little fun and infused the caramel sauce with rosemary and topped the chocolate with flaked sea salt. Then I ate lots and lots of buttery sugary and deliciously herb-y shortbread. My teacher had me save a few squares for Darina & co. to try - I'm curious if they'll be as much of a fan of the rosemary/chocolate combination as I am. All credit for this idea and the rosemary and chocolate pairing really goes to Kim Boyce and her incredible olive oil cake recipe from Good to the Grain. Actually, I think I'll make that cake on Thursday if I can find the recipe online - it's so so good.


The granary bread I mentioned earlier is something I've not heard of before coming here. It uses a local flour blend called Malthouse bread flour - a blend of malted wheat, rye, and barley that has a beautiful malt flavor and blue-grey color of dark rye. I picked up a bag of it over the weekend because I really want to play around with it in my sourdoughs. This loaf is 20% malthouse flour with dried figs mixed in. It's also a good example of an over-proved loaf of bread. After shaping, I kept this loaf in the fridge for about 24 hours, instead of my usual 10-12. Compared to my standard loaf, what I've got here is much denser and heavier, and the shape is much flatter. The bottom crust is also a bit thicker than normal. 24 hours in the fridge really dried out the exposed surface of the loaf and let a skin form that baked up extra thick. You can also see around the score on the top of the loaf that there was little to no oven spring - the score of a well-sprung loaf should peel well away from the rest of the bread as steam escapes in the oven, forming a sharp ear. The taste is nice though, with bites of jammy fig and a sweet, malty finish from the granary flour.

Monday, February 15, 2016

Mid Term

Ballymaloe Weeks 5-6


I was supposed to run a race last weekend. Instead I decided to be sick and sleep for about 16 hours that Sunday. I think the recent traveling and even more unpredictable than the Pacific Northwest Irish winter caught up with me a bit. Week five wasn't may favorite week, considering. I  don't remember much of what was made that week to be honest, we do so much that things get lost pretty quickly. No standout recipes from the week, but I did make bread every day, as is my wont. We had chicken liver pate on one of the menus, but I think mine is better (shout out to the Boat Street Cafe for their recipe). We made a full Irish breakfast one day, too. First time I've had black pudding - it's not bad, but it wouldn't be my choice for breakfast every day. White pudding was surprisingly delicious though, I'm going to have to experiment with oatmeal in my sausage forcemeat when I get home.

Week six in the kitchens was a lot more fun. My teacher that week used to run a bakery, so we talked about bread a lot as I was making it every morning. Made focaccia on Monday and Tuesday and will probably make it again later this week, it's quickly becoming one of my favorites. My favorite recipe from last week, though, reads as the most unexciting - tomato soup. This seems particularly surprising considering it's the middle of February and we're far from anything resembling fresh tomatoes. What we do have, and I now think is brilliant, is freezers full of tomatoes from last summer, when they were fresh off the vines right outside our kitchens. I didn't realize how well (and how easily) tomatoes freeze. No need to skin or deseed or prep them in any way - just throw a bunch of tomatoes at peek ripeness into your freezer. They're actually much easier to peel from frozen anyway (as long as you don't mind cold hands), just dunk in cold water and the skins will flake right off. This is a handy trick I'm definitely taking home with me - when it's high tomato season in the Seattle farmers markets, my freezer is going to get stocked. Last week's soup impressed upon me something I seem to rediscover every few months: some (most?) times the best things aren't the fanciest. Great ingredients need little embellishment, they just need to taste of themselves.

Week six was a short one in the kitchen, but a landmark one in the course. We're half way through the course already, and Friday last was a reminder that this is a cooking school. Midterm exams, both theory and practical, were held in the afternoon. Theory entailed table setting, wine pouring, and herb and lettuce recognition. Each student was presented ten lettuce leaves that we had to name, and ten herbs that we had to name as well as list recipes they would be used in. I'm sure I misnamed one or two of the lettuces, and I set the table with an erroneous fork (the starter for my theoretical menu was soup, but I laid a fork for both a starter and a main - the horror!), but as tests go this wasn't exactly the hardest.

For the practical exam, each student had to make a piping bag out of parchment paper, chop and sweat an onion, and do two random techniques from things we've done over the past 6 weeks. I was the very last student to go for my techniques, and probably had the easiest time because of it. I was supposed to make shortcrust pastry and line a tart tine, and chop a cucumber. Since it was the end of the day and we were running understandably behind schedule, my instructor said to skip making pastry and instead had me make an omelette. When it was all said and done, I was out of the kitchen in probably 15 minutes, most of which was spent cleaning up my section from the students who were there before me, and making sure my onions weren't burning. Not my hardest day in the kitchen by any stretch.

Crumb Shot
The weekend's sourdough is, I think, particularly interesting this time. When I first started making bread at home it all seemed like black magic, and I had a really hard time matching my technique to my results. Bread debugging is something I wish more people would talk about - working, proofing, shaping and baking are all variables in bread making, but since none can be done in isolation with any sort of tangible results, it's hard to know why your bread is the way it is. This loaf is, I think, a good case study on how something easily overlooked can really impact your end result. You might notice the the crumb on this loaf is very uneven - the top right of the loaf is much closer textured and denser, while the left side is much more open with much bigger air pockets. Notice, too, that on the top right of the loaf there's an indentation - this is the mark from where I scored the loaf before baking. At home I do my scoring with a razor blade - something nice and sharp that I can make quick, neat incisions with. When I put this loaf in the oven, I wasn't thinking at all about the score before hand. Instead, I grabbed the nearest knife, a particularly dull one at that, and instead of a precise, clean cut, ended up having to saw a dull knife blade through the dough pretty ham-fistedly. At the time I knew it wasn't optimal, but didn't thing much of it. Upon inspection, though, you can see the direct results of a sloppy score. All the gas around the ear was knocked out of the dough when the cut was made, and instead of getting a nice spring with big, even air cavities, the de-gassed section of the loaf is closed and dense, almost collapsed (but still tasty!).

Sunday, January 31, 2016

Full On

Ballymaloe Week 4



I'm terrible at keeping track of time. Sometimes, this is a good thing, Turns out the Ballymaloe House 5k is February 7th, so I have an extra week of training. Running has always been a personal escape for me, something that I can do on my own time just to be alone and clear my head. I've never liked organized races, and I don't like bringing competition into my r&r. What I'm getting at, really, is that my training regime has been pretty half-assed. Speed work has proven hard for me; I'd much rather add a mile than shave a minute, but come next Sunday I know I'll be happy to have run.

I met with Darina after school one day this week. She encourages students to set up meetings with her to discuss life after Ballymaloe, and is happy to provide ideas and contacts, having impressive amounts of both. I'm still a little uncomfortable trying to plan out what I'll do next; I'd rather focus on the course than let it all fly by while I stress about what I'll be doing six months from now. There's a definite balance, though, since eventually I'll have to do something. 

If the course were to end today, first I'd be pretty bummed, but then I'd probably go home and make bread. Darina understandably knows a whole lot more about Ireland and the UK, but she's suggested reaching out to Chad Robertson of Tartine bakery in San Fransisco, who has apparently visited Ballymaloe himself. Tartine is kind of a special place to me, even though I've never been. My home sourdoughs are all made using the Tartine method, and it's given me results that make me genuinely happy. I still have no idea what's to come, but at least I know there's something out there that I really enjoy doing, and that's a start.

In the kitchens, this has been my favorite week, if for very selfish reasons. I'm in a new kitchen this week, my favorite so far. I've moved on from the 6 person demo kitchen into the 20 person kitchen 3. There's a lot more energy and a lot more happening in the mornings in Three than there is in Demo, but it's not quite as frantic as the kitchens were the first two weeks here. Maybe it's because all of us students are becoming a little more comfortable and a little more confident, but I've really enjoyed myself the past few days. It also helps that my partner for the week, Melanie, was out on Thursday and Friday. As nice as it is having a bigger group of cooks around you in the morning, it's just as nice having a full station, and all the space and equipment that comes with it, all to yourself.

Every night after demo, you and your partner get assigned your menu for the next morning's cooking from a list of the demo'd dishes. This is usually something like a starter, main, vegetable side, dessert, and something extra (either another side, starter, dessert, or a bread). You and your partner split this work up between yourselves, and end up making two or three dishes in the morning. No partner meant I had free reign over what I wanted to cook from the menu assigned to my section. In a combination of hubris and naivete, I chose to do everything. And make bread each morning. I'm glad I took on the work I did as I've learned a lot in a few short days, but unsurprisingly, I haven't done anything brilliant. I managed to plate up on time at noon on Thursday, but I started the morning early at 7:30. Friday I was plating at around 12:30 and didn't get out of the kitchen until past 1:00, after an 8:00 AM start. While I was happy with the quantity of work I got done, quality eludes me. There are little details in all my plates that continue to make me want to do better; bread that's slightly under proved, soups that have veg not finely enough diced, caramelized onions not quite taken dark enough. Doing everything isn't an excuse for doing everything poorly, and I need to dial in my focus in the weeks to come and get my details sorted out. This is what I came here to do, and I'm still excited to get into the kitchen day after day.

Menu rundown:
  • Parsnip and Fennel Soup
  • Sticky Toffee Pudding, Toffee Sauce
  • Mushroom A La Creme
  • Herb Frittata
  • Marzipan Baked Apples
  • French Omelettes
  • French Peasant Soup
  • Roast Stuffed Chicken
  • Turnips with Caramelized Onion
  • Roast Potatoes
  • Sponge Cake with Kumquat Compote
  • Laksa
  • Chilaquiles
  • Coffee Cake
  • White Yeast Bread


Every day.
Baby's first 5 plait.



Thursday.




Friday - cake day!




All's well outside the kitchens. Our cheese has had it's week of daily turnings, now it just needs to be turned once or twice a week to help it keep its shape. I turned it this morning and it looks moldy in the best possible way.
Green mold is good mold.
Sourdough this weekend is an oat porridge loaf I've been working on for quite a while. It's a hard dough to work with, but the final texture and flavor is great. This is probably my best version of the loaf yet, my starter continues to impress with its liveliness.


Sunday, January 24, 2016

These Things I Do

Ballymaloe Week 3


I have a new tradition. For the past two years, a few weeks after traveling to a new country I get a stomach flu and feel miserable for days. Some traditions are better off broken; sadly, this one still stands. Needless to say, this has not been my favorite week in the kitchen, but the show must go on.

There are four kitchens here at Ballymaloe. Every week we change stations, either to a new space in the same kitchen, or as was my case this week, a new kitchen entirely. The first day in a new kitchen always feels hopeless. Everything is in a slightly different place, the burners all work slightly differently, and the weigh up rooms are all just different enough that I can never seem to find anything I need. But soon enough it all becomes comfortable and the familiar routines return.

This week I was in demo kitchen, by far the smallest space. This is where our afternoon demos take place, so it only fits three student pairs (kitchen two, where I was previous, probably had three times as many people in it). Demo is a much less frantic place to be. Calm, quiet, and to me much more efficient than the larger kitchens where someone always seems to be on the verge of some sort of disaster.

Demo. Photo courtesy of Fi Hannah
 That is, it's much more calm and quiet until noon time comes around. Since demo is, well, where afternoon demos happen, we have a pretty hard cutoff after which we have to be cleaned down and out of the room so lecture prep can happen. The first two weeks it wasn't uncommon for me to not sit down in the dining room for lunch until nearly 1:30 in the afternoon. Here, we're out by 12:30 and that's all there is too it. Plating, tasting, and cleaning gets frantic in demo, but then you rush your way out the door, head into the dining room, and see that no one else in the school is near ready for service. It's funny that, given we all make the same menus in each kitchen, we in demo get such a leisurely lunch hour. Goes to show how much more efficient you can be on a calm and relaxed morning when you all manage to stay out of each other's way.

Fi, house mate and demo kitchen partner for week three.
My dishes from the last week (no photo dump this time):

  • Roast Shoulder of Lamb with Coriander and Gravy
  • Mint Sauce
  • Saint-Emilion au Chocolat
  • Kale Soup
  • Brussels Sprouts with Candied Bacon and Hazelnuts (personal favorite)
  • Spicy Apple Chutney
  • Brown Soda Bread
  • Ballymaloe Brown Yeast Bread
  • Cucumber Pickle
  • Chicken Paillard with Char Grilled Vegetables
  • Prawns on Brown Bread
  • Homemade Mayonnaise
  • Mendiants
  • Rhubarb Tart


Next weekend there's a 5k race being organized at Ballymaloe House. I'm not big on running races, but there's money to be won so I'm going to try to do some proper training this week. I've been running in the mornings since I got here, but I haven't done real speed work ever. Don't think I can get much done in a week's time but it will be a fun distraction.

If there's one thing I miss about home so far, it's bread. I'm not really sure why this is, since I've made bread at least three times this week in the kitchen, but soda breads and quick yeast breads haven't been scratching my baking itch.


I'm going to need a bigger cup.
At the end of week two, I mixed up a new sourdough starter, and, much to my delight, it's been doing great. In fermentation-speak, a sourdough starter can be referred to as a "mother". A mother is really a collection of useful bacteria used to start the fermentation process for bread, vinegar, kombucha, and the like. Being a mother isn't glamorous. You spend most of your time asleep in a refrigerator. Then once a week you get taken out, fed your body weight in sugar, and a few hours later get cut in half and stuck back in the fridge to sleep again. The other half gets mixed into some flour and water, stretched out and folded up on itself, and then stuck into a very hot oven. And that, friends, is how a mother makes bread. It's a wonderful bit of magic, and pulling the lid off a dutch oven and seeing that your loaf has sprung and swelled in size is my favorite part of a Sunday morning.

Oven spring is a beautiful thing,